Tuesday,, welcome,, get up and get out ,, enjoy this day,, built for us all to enjoy,, and not let it "just" pass by!
CHRISTIAN CHECKING
Good morning,,, this is your friendly bank,, we have all kinds of perks. If we don't have yours,, then let us know, and we will invent one,,, even if it is not true, like a lot of our other ads, but we will tell you anything to get your account. This is not only true with banks , but other business' in this country, and even world wide. But back to the bank,,
How about a Christian Bank,, one of truth? Here goes,, first we have a one and only President & CEO,, honest to the end, caring,, office open at all times , 24/7,, this president is God, the CEO. He runs this bank with the same declaration as always,, the written declaration of the Bible. No contest as to its' authenticity, and its' fairness and honestly for the depositor. Checking is free,, debit is free,, savings has top interest paid, compounded each second.. offered by the vice-president & COO,, Jesus Christ, . He has completed all of the jobs lined up by the president.. and He has given His all ,back to the depositors. There is a staff of millions, running here and there , working day and night on the upkeep as directed by the president,, they are flying from there to here ,, delivering the interest earned from the depositors just returns. This bank also has a million plus guards,, more of an army , ready to defend, and can only win,, there is no failure there.. So this bank is very secure,, non failing,,, and oh yes, it even comes with a retirement place for all depositors free of charge,, the place is already paid for in full... for the VP, Jesus has went ahead of all our retirement and prepared this place for all the ones who have deposited themselves in His Fathers bank,,, Can you find a local bank with this kind of a plan? No , this is a unique bank,, and from the President and the Vice President , there is an invitation for you to open an account at anytime,, as always open for business ,,24/7,, so go ahead and open your
CHRISTIAN CHECKING, SAVING PLAN ,
YOUR LIFE BANK ACCOUNT WITH
GOD, AND JESUS CHRIST!
God , thank You , for Your bank of choice, and may we all choose wisely, and open our hearts and deposit our souls in Your bank of life, amen
John
Yes, I belong to this same bank, if you do not, go ahead and ask,, it is easy to join,, All you have to do is ask, deposit your heart and soul,, then you are a member in good standing with the two top, the CEO, AND COO. If you are a member already,, then spread the word and put out the invitation to all others you come in contact with.. o.k.?
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